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Too many questions.

1)   What is your business?

We adopt animals.

2)   Describe your business in one sentence.

We adopt animals.

3)   Who is your target audience?

A range of an audience from children to old people, but you have to be at least 18 to adopt.

4)   Who are your competitors?

      Sarah Mclaughlin.

5)   What makes them better/worse than your product/service?

She has money to make really sad and disgusting commercials. Unlike her animals, ours are actually happy!

6)   Do you currently have an identity?  

      We adopt animals...? 

7)    What do you like about it and what don’t you like about it?

The Humane Society of Tampa Bay is known for our extremely clean facility, and our Adoption Staff is pretty well known and liked for our customer service. We don't have many competitors in the field, as we are the only No-Kill facility in the area. 

These following questions might seem silly, but their purpose is to help generate ideas.

1)   How do you want your image to be seen in two years?

I know we want a completely new facility, or at least be building a new facility. We're already widely known in the community as stated above, but getting more recognition would be a great thing. We've had news articles nationally on some kittens we saved from a car engine recently.

2)   If your company was an animal, what animal would it be and why? 

       Well, it is an ANIMAL adoption facility, so... eh.

3)   If your company/brand was a person, who would it be and why?

Angelina Jolie, we take in so many fur babies that it's starting to become alien to society.

4)   If your company/brand was an object, what would it be?

It would probably be a dog or cat figurine. For reasons quite obvious.

5)   If your customer was a cartoon character, who would it be?

      Cookie Monster, we love sweets, and we're under appreciated for our hard work. "Congratulations on your adoption, ma'am!.... Oh, she's already in the parking lot, damn near sprinting. Perfect."

 

My Lyrical Collage

With the great words of Lana Del Rey, she spoke, "My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola." Now, that's not acceptable in society, but hey, I like boundaries. They're fun to break. 

I used a picture of some woman's lips, the Pepsi Logo, a straw, a mole, and some hair.

It's a very simple collage, as I was going for the "realistic" look. Almost as real as pepsi flavored ... nevermind.

I was also wanting to mention to you that there was a guy on the news last night, he was hit in the head with a can of Pepsi. Fortunately, he's alright, it was a soft drink. He sustained only minor injuries.

And a PSA for all of the followers of my blog, Hello Mom, Children! Never drink past the PINT of no return.

That's all folks, thanks for POPping in. 

Used (Main) Images:

Jay Adams, Newscaster.

This guy is orange, and the picture is from a camera phone. The Emmy is ugly, and his face is old.

I made him pretty. Kind of.


Well, I did my best.

He's still orange, still old, and his Emmy is ratchet.

On the upside, his teeth are perfectly white and not by my hand. Well done, Jay Adams. You have nice teeth.

Anne Frank's Omage

Anne Frank: The Master of Hide and Seek.

The brush that I created used a key hole image where I sampled the shadow from the image to make the brush. I fiddled with a bunch of items from Anne Frank's story. I included her diary, bookshelf, and a picture of her actual handwriting in the background. The brush was used as a texture over the entire image.

No puns for this one.

Where's Waldo? He's at the beach.

Let's go to the beach-each, let's go get away.

With a sled, and I look like I'm drowning. Perfect.


Girl, look at that body.