My Lyrical Collage

With the great words of Lana Del Rey, she spoke, "My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola." Now, that's not acceptable in society, but hey, I like boundaries. They're fun to break. 

I used a picture of some woman's lips, the Pepsi Logo, a straw, a mole, and some hair.

It's a very simple collage, as I was going for the "realistic" look. Almost as real as pepsi flavored ... nevermind.

I was also wanting to mention to you that there was a guy on the news last night, he was hit in the head with a can of Pepsi. Fortunately, he's alright, it was a soft drink. He sustained only minor injuries.

And a PSA for all of the followers of my blog, Hello Mom, Children! Never drink past the PINT of no return.

That's all folks, thanks for POPping in. 

Used (Main) Images:

Jay Adams, Newscaster.

This guy is orange, and the picture is from a camera phone. The Emmy is ugly, and his face is old.

I made him pretty. Kind of.


Well, I did my best.

He's still orange, still old, and his Emmy is ratchet.

On the upside, his teeth are perfectly white and not by my hand. Well done, Jay Adams. You have nice teeth.

Anne Frank's Omage

Anne Frank: The Master of Hide and Seek.

The brush that I created used a key hole image where I sampled the shadow from the image to make the brush. I fiddled with a bunch of items from Anne Frank's story. I included her diary, bookshelf, and a picture of her actual handwriting in the background. The brush was used as a texture over the entire image.

No puns for this one.

Where's Waldo? He's at the beach.

Let's go to the beach-each, let's go get away.

With a sled, and I look like I'm drowning. Perfect.


Girl, look at that body.

Beyonce, Gaga, and Lana.

Beyonce, Gaga, and Lana.


I can't think of any puns. They are Beyon...ce me.(Beyond me?)

I'm going Gaga over thinking of puns. (I can already hear the crickets).

Lana is the Rey of golden sun in this series. She's obviously the best. (Yeah, no.)

Don't Tread On My Parade.

This project was considered the "Corpse" project. I feel that the name is fitting as I've scrapped three of my previous projects on this one. This last one just meant that I was too lazy to start over.

The boot says to the heel, "I'm a bit WORN OUT these days."
"What's wrong, boot? Emotionally damaging your SOLE?"
"Don't start with your puns, I thought you were HEELED."
"I'm a frayed KNOT, boot."
"There you are again, still KICKING."





 

Did the drawing reference really need to have two different shoes. And a bunch of scars. Really. I've taken my Artistic License, the original sketch was CLOGging my imagination. Heh.

And I'm off. Sole long, see you leather.

Boom.

-E

Humane Society of Tampa Bay, Logo

The Humane Society of Tampa Bay does hold a special place in my heart as I've fostered plenty of animals there, and I am an Adoption Counselor there. I work with people and animals, and I get the best of both worlds. Our logo currently is a little heart with a dog paw, and some of my staff members continually mentioned that they were mad that there wasn't a cat.

It's not a catastrophe, at least.

That's all I've got this morning. Too early, too cold.