Wednesday 20 February 2013

Shine bright like a diamond, except they reflect light, not shine.

1. Diamond Bookstore:
This is an incredible logo that represents a diamond, as well as a book. It's kind of like Rihanna and her "hit" (cough, Chris Brown, cough) song, "Shine Bright Like a Diamond." Rihanna should read a book, and know that diamonds don't shine, they sparkle. The text below the graphic is a very classic look and definitely ties the aspect of having a diamond, with the texture of book pages in the logo. The logo does give it a very classy and almost couture feel, possibly gearing it towards older or a richer target audience. Either way, this logo is novel-ous. Marvelous? No? Ok.

 2. Sharky:
This is obviously the word "Sharky," with a shark silhouette rising up from the deep. The blue is a great choice that gives it a bit of a retro feel while linking it towards the ocean. The great white text is very similar to the Discovery Channel "Shark Week" font, and that could've been intentional. The logo is probably geared towards both genders as it isn't too manly or feminine, and is extremely simple allowing for everyone's interpretation. It's a clever usage of a shark fin and the shark form coming up from the deep blue ocean. I enjoy it, and I like sharks.  Jaws-t look at it, it's fantastic!

3. Helium:
Helium is a logo that is very basic, the letters in a generic font. Although the slight variation in the blue font for the dot on the "i" is very pleasing to my "eye". The u and m are also connected while none of the other letters are, it really does make me question it, as if to say "umm." The dot on the i seems to be floating away. Bye bye, dot on the i. I believe it's a design probably geared to a young adult audience as it's whimsical, but still professional. This logo is bringing new meaning to Defying Gravity.

4. Spoon:
A simple logo, with a simple spoon in place of the p. It is a very simplistic design, and very straight forward. The font is almost whimsical, and makes me want to go watch children's cartoons. It's almost encouraging children to go to the kitchen and learn how to cook, because that's obviously important. Especially in marriage, spooning is a big deal. It's an even bigger deal if someone fork-ets about the anniversary! Or the mayo on the sandwich. The logo is probably geared towards a young to middle aged adult audience, as they're the ones likely to spoon more often, if you know what I mean.

5. Ass:
 The company is obviously a company that has its "shit" together. The creative use of font spells out the word as well as insinuates what's actually going on down in the backseat. The company is probably useless, but the logo is bangin'. If Nicki Minaj endorsed a company, her boom ba doom boom bass would be all up on that. Yeah, I'm done. This was too much twerque, I think it's time we get to the bottom of these terrible puns. I hope this post made you crack up.


WOW, that was a butt load of terrible puns. I'll be back on Bun-day.


Now I'm done.


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